Transport Story

The thing about driving schools is that they're pretty easy to pass. So even a not-so-good driver can just walk in and pass driving schools like the one in this town.

Billy was one of those not-so-good drivers. He couldn't even ride a bike, and a motorcycle was just out of the question. He had been to some driving schools who hadn't given him his license, but he had heard that this was one super easy, so he came here. What he had heard was correct, it was very easy.

So Billy took the classes and even though he was a terrible driver, he was not failing. Finally the final test came, and when Billy took it, he ran into a wall. But they still passed him.

The first day of actual driving in the real world, Billy was drunk. He had found beer in his dad's fridge and had thought, what's a better way of celebrating than beer and a drive to my friend's house? In reality, that was the worst way of celebrating.

The driving schools really should teach more. As Billy swerved down the road, a kid in front of him accidentally kicked the ball in the street and ran to go get it. Billy was too busy giggling to himself because he had thought of something funny to notice the child. All he felt was a big bump, which he just thought was a pothole, and kept driving.

A few minutes later a cop car was in pursuit. Billy heard the sirens and looked behind him to see the cop car. He pulled over to the side of the road as the cop came to the window. The cop gave the hand signal to roll down the window but Billy was to drunk to understand what he meant. Finally Billy just opened the door, hitting the cop in the knee. The cop pulled out his gun, and told Billy to put his hands behind his head. Billy was giggling as he did this.

"Sir, have you been drinking this evening?" the Cop asked.

"Why, no sir, I drank a little beer but it was just a celebration." Billy said.

The cop handcuffed Billy and put him in the back of the car. Billy didn't know what was happening. The cop took him down to the station and was put in jail for driving under the influence. They really should teach more in that driving school.